November 12, 2009...3:41 pm

don’t jump.

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scottish cliff sign.

I know you’re sad you have to go back to work today, and it’s like hurricane ida outside, and your umbrella broke , so now it just flops around and stabs random angry strangers on the metro who yell at you because they haven’t done anything fun since 1988. and even then, they only saw a new kids on the block concert, and sat in the back row, and they weren’t even tipsy. and you also had to take out the garbage this morning, and accidently spilled eight tons of coffee grounds all over the carpet. and maybe you don’t have sweet weekend plans yet, so you are worried you might stay home cocooned in your ugly black sheets until next summer, when you can finally go roast marshmallows at bonfire parties and make-out with cute people. but don’t panic. take a nap. get a huge hot chocolate and a wheat-free brownie with walnuts.  go see where the wild things are. you will be okay.

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