dear flight vx97 seat 10A, i’m sorry i never responded to your texts/calls/emails/invitations etc. i’m not interested. no, not even for coffee. but since i was such a massive bitch and we’ve been seated next to each other through some disgusting twist of fate, i suppose i can be nice to you for the 5 [...]
Entries from December 2009
December 22, 2009
see this: where the antelope play.
Sometimes en-route from dc to australia it totally makes sense to take a detour through bozeman, montana. DUH. You will be woken up by a moose about to charge through your bedroom window! It will scare the shit out of you! But that’s okay, because later you will go ice-fishing, ski, or maybe even go [...]
December 21, 2009
back when I was your age: USA, 1975
the great outdoors: yes. oversized circus tents: yes. long surfer hair and patchy mustaches: yes. tight jeans and mini longboards: um, duh.
December 17, 2009
make this: do it yourself office.
The time had come when I decided I needed to create a real life workspace. I wanted to spend close to $0 and avoid at all costs the ever prevalent but tragically ugly office decor. The spending $0 was alas… unfeasible but with a little ingenuity, a killer idea (stolen from our empire’s headquarters) and [...]
December 16, 2009
hear this: last tide.
DC-based last tide played at the r&r hotel last weekend, and I don’t remember much except that the singer had a bad-ass lip ring, the drummer had nice hair, I was inexplicably wearing a mask, it was really cold outside and the volume was up so loud I went upstairs to get away from the [...]
December 15, 2009
make this: spray painted accessories
when i found an old and terribly colored clutch in my closet my first thoughts were of the trash can. however in need of a new clutch i got somewhat crafty and spray painted it. gold spray paint is my quick fix for everything but i thought i might be pushing it too far with [...]
December 7, 2009
wear this: the great wave off kanagawa.
I thought I was pretty rad when I picked up a sharpie and drew dragons on my friend’s white keds. Then I saw these. Don’t be put off by zazzle’s promo pictures of lame holiday designs and “I love Sadie the golden retriever” shoes. Obviously, you can design something that suits your level of awesomeness.
