Capslock spent glutton-day in a magical land in a faraway place…Sixburgh: home of $40 gallons of Belvedere, the boy you fell in love with, fry sandwiches, churches where you can drink beer at the alter, blue doors marking the homes of virgin daughters, bars giving out candy necklaces, and amish children with light sabers. Capslock isn’t exactly sure how long we were there, what happened, or how we got home. But we think we liked it.
