Buckfast Tonic Wine, better known as Buckie, Commotion Lotion, or Wreck the Hoose Juice, apparently symbolizes Scotland’s national drinking problem. When I was in Scotland over the summer, I don’t remember anyone having a drinking problem. I thought Scotland had a weather/rad-accent/sick-style/excessive bagpiping problem. Related? Um, probably. Wiki says it’s the drink of those prone to “anti-social behavior.” I think it’s the drink of those prone to super-social behavior. Each bottle is 15% and contains enough caffeine to fill 8 cans of coke! That’s right little capslocks, it’s caffeinated wine! When you’re going down, it’s brings you right back up! According to my favorite paper, it’s causing riots in the streets! making out! “It’ll blow your head off!” said one Scott. But you know what he probably actually said? “It’ll blow your fookin’ head off!” Cheers.
